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BABE
THE CAT IN THE HAT
CHICKEN RUN
THE COURT JESTER
FINDING NEMO
THE INCREDIBLES
PETER PAN
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
THE SANTA CLAUSE 2
THE SANTA CLAUSE
3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE
SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS
UNLEASHED
SHREK 2
TWENTY-THOUSAND LEAGUES
UNDER THE SEA
BABE
Babe is a remarkable parable that grownups
will probably enjoy even more than children.
Based on the novel by Dick King-Smith, "Babe"
is a combination of George's Orwell's classic
allegory, "Animal Farm," and The
Muppets at their sardonic best, in a tale
about a young pig who simply doesn't realize
that, like all of his kind, his ultimate
destiny is to become someone's dinner! In
all innocence, without realizing that his
future is extremely limited, he decides
to emulate the sheepdogs who have adopted
him after his mother "disappeared."
But his independent thinking upsets the
carefully balanced system of Hoggetts Farm,
as he encounters massive resistance from
the other animals. As much concerned with
the nature of prejudice as it is with questioning
our own limitations, the G-rated "Babe"
is far more than a simple children's film.
Best of all, its animal cast appears to
actually talk, in a completely believable,
computer-generated miracle which won an
Academy Award for Best Visual Effects and
helped to make "Babe" one of the
most magical and accessible family films
of all time. Also nominated for six other
Oscars, including Best Picture of 1995,
"Babe" is a lyrical, inspiring
fable that constantly reminds us what imagination
and children's fantasies are all about.
1995 - Rated G 89 Minutes - Color
THE
CAT IN THE HAT
A man we all know as Dr. Seuss
Has a way with language
that's fast and loose...
Which means that if he can't
find a word to rhyme,
He simply makes one up
(which saves a lot of time).
When his tale about the "Grinch"
Became a movie sensation,
All the studios bought up his books
In desperation!
They said: "If we can keep 'em coming,
we just can't lose...
'cause families can't get enough
of this guy, Seuss!"
But the problem with the latest film
adaptation of his work
is simply that the title character
is such a jerk!
The art direction's great,
but the script is really flat...
And although I like Mike Meyers,
I can't believe I sat
through this endless, one-joke movie
called "The Cat in the Hat"!
Before you start to call me names,
Let me say, officially...
Your little ones will love this "Cat"
(and so did I, initially)...
But after 20 minutes,
the "Cat's" shtick becomes boring
(and if you listen closely,
you might hear some parents snoring!)
But kids will love it anyway...
and that's the bottom line.
When it comes to making money,
this "Cat" will do just fine.
Since the book is so well loved,
there's just no way this film can fail...
But, even so, I must admit
(after having sat through it)
it's only worth 2 tickets
on the "Mr. Movie" Scale.
Rated PG for lots of cartoonish violence
CHICKEN
RUN
British stop-motion animator Nick Park,
the Academy Award-winning creator of the
wonderful claymation 'Wallace & Gromit'
shorts, has made "Chicken Run"
into a clever, feature-length sendup of
prison camp classics like "The Great
Escape." Like the 1995 sleeper, "Babe,"
"Chicken Run" presents animal
heroes who take an active role in saving
themselves from their designated date with
the local butcher shop. The prison camp
in this case is actually Tweedy's Egg Farm,
a horrible place in which chickens either
lay eggs or get turned into dinner. Mel
Gibson provides the voice for Rocky, a flying
rooster who gives the mostly female inmates
of Tweedy's Farm hope for escape. But the
real hero of "Chicken Run" is
a feisty hen named Ginger, whose endless
escape attempts invariably end with her
in solitary, bouncing a ball against the
wall, like Steve McQueen's Hilts in "The
Great Escape." Young American animation
fans (and their parents) should have no
trouble getting into the spirit of "Chicken
Run's" lovingly designed, cleverly
written fantasy, which soars to the level
of an instant classic.
2000 - Rated G 84 Minutes - Color
THE
COURT JESTER
Twenty-five years before "Airplane"
would redefine film parody, legendary comic
Danny Kaye used his incomparable talent
and timing to create the most intelligently
written and executed spoof of spectaculars
in film history. Unlike many of its contemporaries,
"The Court Jester" holds up beautifully
to this day and is still being imitated
by contemporary comic geniuses, like Mel
Brooks and Woody Allen. Set in medieval
England, this timeless spoof has Danny playing
Hubert Hawkins, a gentle bumbler who gets
mistaken for the daring, masked freedom
fighter, The Black Fox, even though he can't
even hold a sword! Parents will be laughing
even louder than the little ones.
1956 - Not Rated 101 Minutes - Color
FINDING
NEMO
"FINDING NEMO" is one of the best
family films ever made. Like "Toy Story
1 and 2," "Dinosaur," "A
Bug's Life," "Antz," "Ice
Age," "Monsters, Inc." and
"Shrek," the G-rated "Finding
Nemo" uses exquisite computer animation
to tell the tale of a timid clownfish named
Marlin, who goes on an epic search for his
young son, Nemo, when he is captured at
sea. Overcoming his own fears, Marlin sets
out to rescue Nemo with the help of some
colorful characters and, on the journey,
discovers some important things about the
nature of love and letting go. If all this
sounds too serious, don't worry... "Finding
Nemo" is the perfect family film -
for even the youngest moviegoers - an instant
classic that gets better each time you watch
it., for 5 tickets out of 5 on the Mr. Movie
scale.
THE
INCREDIBLES
Imagine a world populated with real superheroes
who have to hide their powers because of
frivolous lawsuits from injured bystanders!
That's the premise behind "The Incredibles,"
a brilliantly written and conceived CGI
adventure that gets Mr. Incredible, his
wife, Elastigirl, and their kids, Dash and
Violet, back into the fight for truth, justice
and the American way, in a script that actually
works well enough for 5 tickets out of 5
on the Mr. Movie Scale!
Rated PG 121 mins.
PETER
PAN
Since 1904, when it was first performed
as a play, Sir James Barrie's "Peter
Pan" has been regarded by generation
after generation as one the greatest childhood
fantasies of all time. Although it's best
remembered for Disney's classic 1953 animated
version, this new live-action adaptation
is hands-down the best adaptation of all
time! Rachel Hurd-Wood is wonderful as Wendy
Darling, a 12-year old girl on the verge
of becoming a young woman. Each night, she
tells her younger brothers, John and Michael,
tales of Peter Pan, the flying boy who ran
away to Neverland with other Lost Boys,
to fight an ongoing battle with Captain
Hook. Jeremy Sumpter is also terrific as
Peter, but Jason Isaacs steals every scene
as Captain Hook, actually making us feel
sorry for him when he finally meets his
fate.
In a world where most "family"
films are unimaginative, inoffensive and
marketed directly to toddlers, "Peter
Pan" easily stands out as an instant
classic that deserves to find a large audience.
5 tickets out of 5 on the Mr. Movie Scale.
Strong parental warning: Rated PG for some
violence, a very realistic giant crocodile
and one brief glimpse of Captain Hook's
mutilated arm, which may upset some younger
moviegoers.
THE
PRINCESS BRIDE
A perfect combination of old-fashioned romance,
chivalry, adventure, satire and fall-down
funny slapstick, this brilliant family film
tells a fantastic tale of brave pirates,
gentle giants, true love and lunacy, as
a poor farmer goes on a dangerous quest
to rescue his lady fair and runs across
every cliché in the history of romantic
epics. Best of all, it will actually make
your children want to READ! One of the very
best family films of all time!
1987 - Rated PG 98 Minutes
THE
SANTA CLAUSE
1994's "The Santa Clause"
starred Tim Allen, as Scott Calvin, who
reluctantly became the next Santa Claus
after the original jolly old elf fell off
of Scott's roof! "THE SANTA CLAUSE
2" picks up with Scott and his helpers
busily preparing for Christmas at the North
Pole, when he discovers that, unless he
finds himself a Mrs. Clause, he can't be
Santa anymore! Not only that, but he's only
got just one month to find her or there
won't be a Christmas for anyone! Don't worry...
in this predictable, but sincere fable,
Scott finds love with his son's pretty high
school principal and also manages to remind
all the materialistic grownups what the
holidays are all about, by bringing back
memories of their own childhood Christmases
in this sweet-natured, PG-rated family favorite.
The
Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Well, let’s see… yep, it’s
just three days after Halloween and already
we’ve got Christmas to contend with,
in the bizarre form of The Santa Clause
3: The Escape Clause, the third and least-appealing
film in the enormously popular (not to mention
enormously profitable) Disney series.
Way back in 1994, Tim Allen starred in
the first Santa Clause, a cute fantasy about
a normal guy named Scott Calvin who accidentally
kills the jolly old elf and then gets to
actually replace him. $145 million at the
box-office convinced the folks at Disney
that a sequel was a great idea and, in 2002,
The Santa Clause 2 gave Scott a high school
principal wife (Elizabeth Mitchell) and
another $139 million in ticket sales, which
- naturally - leads us to The Santa Clause
3: The Escape Clause, which should be a
laugh riot for the entire family.
For instance… it’s that time
of year and, while Santa/Scott is working
overtime, overseeing the toy output of his
elves, his very pregnant wife is overdue
and overly upset at his absence. Not only
that, but, to keep her happy, he’s
brought her overcritical parents (Ann-Margret
and Alan Arkin) to the North Pole by making
them think they’re in Canada. Pretty
funny, eh? Uh… no. Not enough complications
for a 91-minute comedy? Okay, how about
if we throw in Jack Frost (Martin Short),
a real creep who wants to steal Santa’s
thunder by making the North Pole into a
frosty, tacky theme park. Still not laughing
at all the hilarity yet? Okay, let’s
have a gathering of all the mythical figures
we’ve all grown up with, like Mother
Nature (Aisha Tyler), the Easter Bunny (Jay
Thomas), Father Time (Peter Boyle) and Cupid
(Kevin Pollak) and, last but not least,
a really tacky take-off on that genuine
holiday classic, It’s a Wonderful
Life, in which Scott gets to see what Christmas
would be like if he hadn’t inherited
Santa’s life and problems.
Not surprisingly, family and family values
win out in the end and, although it’s
all excruciatingly predictable and dull
for the grownups, the good news is that
the little ones in your life will love it
anyway and that’s the real magic of
holiday movies, even if they do arrive two
months early, for 2 tickets out of 5 on
the Mr. Movie Scale.
91 minutes Rated G
SCOOBY-DOO
2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED
2002's "Scooby Doo" adaptation
did a surprisingly good job of capturing
the look of the Mystery Inc. gang, consisting
of Fred (Freddie Prinze Jr.), Daphne (Sarah
Michelle Gellar), Velma (Linda Cardellini),
Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) and everybody's
favorite canine coward, Scooby Doo. The
sequel starts off with the team being honored
for their mystery solving skills at the
grand opening of the Coolsville Criminology
Museum, where life-size statues of all the
villains they've caught somehow come to
life and make our heroes look like bumblers
on live TV. Better written then the first
live-action installment, the sequel also
gives Linda Cardellini a chance to show
her versatility, as Velma gets a makeover
in an attempt to give her a Bond-girl persona.
Fast-paced and colorful, "Scooby Doo
2: Monsters Unleashed" will easily
hold the attention of younger film fans
for 93 PG-rated minutes and, except for
some brief, crude bathroom humor, is enjoyable
enough for 3 tickets out of 5 on the Mr.
Movie Scale.
SHREK
2
Almost everyone has grown up with the same
fairytales. From "Cinderella"
to "Snow White" and "Sleeping
Beauty," generations of children, around
the world, have imagined themselves as either
a beautiful princess or a handsome Prince
Charming. At least they did until they saw
"Shrek!" back in 2001. The long-overdue
sequel, "Shrek2," picks up our
favorite ogre and his lady fair right where
we left them... on their honeymoon. Unfortunately
for Shrek and Fiona, their happily-ever-aftering
is interrupted when her folks, the King
and Queen of Far Far Away, send a royal
request to see the newlyweds, unaware that
both of them are now ogres. Unfortunately
for us, however, the whole first half of
"Shrek2" just isn't very funny.
The second half picks up hilariously, after
Prince Charming's mom, the evil Fairy Godmother,
enlists the King's help in getting rid of
Shrek by hiring a deadly assassin named
Puss-in-Boots to kill him.
Although the script is uneven this time,
movie buffs will have a wonderful time spotting
take-offs on classic scenes from movies
like "Lord of the Rings" "Flashdance,"
"Mission Impossible," "From
Here to Eternity," "Ghostbusters,"
"The Bride of Frankenstein" and
dozens of others in this funny-but-flawed
sequel that's still magical enough for 3.5
tickets out of 5 on the Mr. Movie Scale.
Parents should be aware that his film is
rated PG for "some crude humor, and
some mild, suggestive content that will
be over the heads of younger film fans.
95 Minutes
TWENTY
THOUSAND LEAGES UNDER THE SEA
With a brilliant performance by James Mason,
as the tormented, vengeance-driven Captain
Nemo, and Oscar-winning effects and production
design, "Twenty Thousand Leagues"
is easily one of the best family adventure
films ever made. Based on the world-famous
novel by Jules Verne, this story of a genius
who hates war and, ironically, uses his
amazing submarine, the Nautilus, to destroy
warships of all nations, is simply the best
live-action film ever made by Walt Disney.
Rated G 127 Minutes
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