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ALICE
IN WONDERLAND
BROTHER BEAR
CARS
HOME ON
THE RANGE
THE IRON GIANT
THE LION KING 1 1/2
LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN
ACTION
THE LOONEY
TUNES GOLDEN COLLECTION
MULAN
RUGRATS GO WILD!
SINBAD: LEGEND OF THE
SEVEN SEAS
ALICE
IN WONDERLAND: The Masterpiece
Edition" is a beautifully remastered
version of the animated Disney classic from
1951 that still seems brand new after more
than 50 years. Younger children may have
a little trouble following Disney's stylish
adaptation of the classic children's book
by Lewis Carroll, in which a young English
schoolgirl follows a talking white rabbit
into a strange, dreamlike world called Wonderland,
which is filled with an odd assortment of
curious creatures, including a grinning
Cheshire Cat, a Mad Hatter, a philosophical
caterpillar, a crazy Queen of Hearts and
her army of walking playing cards! The DVD
features a special two-disc set and includes
"I'm Odd," a newly discovered,
long-lost Cheshire Cat song, plus lots of
bonus features, including interactive games
and a virtual birthday party. Unrated but
suitable for all ages, "Alice in Wonderland"
is 75 minutes long.
Alice In Wonderland: The Masterpiece Edition
BROTHER
BEAR is the tale of three brothers,
Sitka, Denahi and Kenai, who lived thousands
of years ago. When a monstrous bear kills
Sitka, Kenai avenges him by killing the
bear, which triggers an ancient curse that
transforms him into a bear! Suddenly, Kenai
finds himself being hunted by Denahi, who
- naturally - thinks that Kenai has been
killed by... that's right... another bear!
Got all that? Don't worry... it might sound
confusing, but even the youngest moviegoer
will be able to follow this imaginative
tale about looking at things from both sides,
as Kenai begins to see the world from a
bear's perspective.
"Brother Bear" balances its subtle
message about tolerance and understanding
with a colorful cast of characters, including
a talkative bear cub and a hilariously silly
pair of Moose brothers, in a G-rated and
uplifting family film that Moms and Dads
will also enjoy.
CARS
No doubt about it, the folks at Disney and
Pixar are all prepared to burn up the competition
at the boxoffice with their latest... uh...
vehicle, Cars. But the first sign of trouble
comes only about five minutes into the film,
during the Big Race. While the cars are
roaring around and around the track, it
starts to become boring and then goes on
for another two endless hours!
Don't get me wrong. The digital
animation in Cars is stunning and the backgrounds
are occasionally downright beautiful. But
even in a film where all the characters
are cars, winning the race still comes down
to a compelling script. Producer-Director
John Lasseter should know better... his
scripts for 1995's Toy Story, 1998's A Bug's
Life, 1999's Toy Story 2, 2001's Monsters,
Inc., 2003's Finding Nemo and, especially,
2004's The Incredibles all could boast proudly
of superb computer animation but, even more
importantly, they were also blessed with
wonderful, engaging scripts.
Lasseter seems to have a real passion for
the whole Nascar mystique. But what about
the rest of us? We quickly get introduced
to Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson),
an obvious tribute to the late superstar
Steve McQueen. Lighting is an egotistical
racecar who only cares about winning, no
matter who gets hurt. When the race turns
out to be three-way tie, he sets out for
the final showdown race in California, where
he plans to win the coveted Piston Cup.
Unfortunately, he gets lost and pulled over
for speeding and property damage in the
forgotten Route 66 town of Radiator Springs,
where the local judge, a crusty old Hudson
Hornet (voiced by Paul Newman) sentences
him to repave the town's torn-up road before
he can continue his journey to California.
Since we already know that
somehow Lightning will learn to be a team
player, it comes as no surprise whatsoever
that Radiator Springs is populated by colorful
characters like good ol' boy tow truck,
Mater (voiced by Larry the Cable Guy), a
good looking Porsche named Sally (voiced
by Bonnie Hunt), and Filmore, a stoned-out
60's VW bus voiced by (who else?) George
Carlin.
Life lessons learned, Lightning
roars off down the road, where he gets to
redeem himself in the eyes of his newfound
friends and... yawn! With boring rehashed
songs by Randy Newman and the same old snooze-inducing
racing footage, Cars quickly runs out of
gas creatively. But, unless you're under
the age of five, at one hour and 56 minutes,
it is simply excruciating to sit through
for its tiny-and obvious-little message
about sharing and caring.
Sadly, the G-rated Cars is
dead in its tracks, for 1 ticket
out of 5 on the Mr. Movie Scale.
HOME
ON THE RANGE
Almost all of us, regardless of our age,
have grown up with Disney classics, but
with the incredible popularity of digital
and 3-D computer animation in films like
"Toy Story," "Ice Age"
and "Shrek," old-fashioned animation
has become sadly outdated. For parents whose
children have grown up watching cartoons
on TV, Disney's latest family film, "Home
on the Range," may be the very last
opportunity to share a lovingly-rendered,
hand-drawn feature on the big screen. While
it can't compare to Disney's finest, this
lively musical adventure may help to bring
the long-cherished memories of old-fashioned
animated storytelling home to millions of
children, many of whom will grow up in a
world where the simple joys of imagination
and drawing have passed into memory.
Rated G 76 minutes
THE
IRON GIANT
"The Iron Giant" is a charming,
animated variation on the classic 1951 sci-fi
classic, "The Day the Earth Stood Still,"
which has also inspired many other films
about gentle aliens stranded on a hostile
earth, including Steven Spielberg's 1982
classic, "E.T." In the mid-1950's,
a 9 year-old named Hogarth becomes the protector
of an apparently lost, giant robot. But
word of the local phenomenon quickly causes
a panic, resulting in the government sending
in a trigger-happy federal agent, whose
hasty, paranoid actions nearly precipitate
a nuclear disaster and allow Hogarth and
his giant friend to save the day in one
of the very best - and least seen - family
films ever made!
1999 Rated PG 87 Minutes
THE
LION KING 1 1/2 is a funny look
back at the 1994 animated mega-hit, as seen
through the eyes of Timon the meerkat and
Pumbaa the warthog. According to their version
of the story, Simba's epic journey to reclaim
his rightful place as the ruler of the animal
kingdom couldn't possibly have succeeded
without their help! This special edition
features the talents of Matthew Broderick,
Ernie Sabella and Nathan Lane, who also
provided the voices for the original "Lion
King." Rated G and perfect for the
whole family.
77 minutes
LOONEY
TUNES: BACK IN ACTION
"Looney Tunes: Back in Action,"
is nearly as much fun as "Who Framed
Roger Rabbit?," thanks to some great
visuals and a terrific script which throws
in more in-jokes and movie references than
any film comedy since 1980's "Airplane."
Nearly every major cartoon character - from
Bugs and Daffy to Wiley Coyote, Sylvester
the cat, Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, Yosemite
Sam and Elmer Fudd - shows up in this fast-paced
silliness about a plot by the head of the
evil Acme Corporation to turn humans into
monkeys. The little ones will love all the
cartoonish explosions and parents will crack
up watching former 007 Timothy Dalton lampooning
his spy image, while former "George
of the Jungle" and "Dudley Do-Right"
Brendan Fraser goofs on his own image as
Dalton's son, in a timeless tribute to classic
cartoons that everyone in your family will
love!
4.5 Tickets out of 5 on the "Mr. Movie"
Scale
Rated PG for excessive amounts of cartoon
violence
THE
LOONEY TUNES GOLDEN COLLECTION
is a 4-disc DVD containing 48 classic Warner
Bros. cartoons, including "The Best
of Bugs Bunny," "The Best of Daffy
and Porky" and "The Looney Tunes
All Stars," with the best-loved adventures
of the characters we've all grown up with,
including everyone from Sylvester and Tweety
to Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner, Yosemite
Sam and, of course, Bugs Bunny and Daffy
Duck. Beautifully re-mastered for this boxed
set, the Collection also features tons of
new and vintage documentary material, so
you and your kids can rediscover these still-hilarious
and timeless classics together.
Looney Tunes Golden Collection
MULAN
Based on a Chinese legend, "MULAN"
is the story of a young girl who disguises
herself as a man to protect her ailing father.
She reports to the army wearing his armor
and eventually becomes a hero. This entertaining
musical adventure comes with a lot of extras
and, best of all, its story empowers girls.
Highly recommended.
88 minutes Rated G
RUGRATS
GO WILD!
"Rugrats Go Wild!" recounts the
further adventures of our TV favorites.
When Stu and the kids set off on a vacation
at sea, they suddenly find themselves stranded
on a deserted island that also just happens
to be populated by the Wild Thornberrys!
When the kids run off to find adventure
in the jungle and Nigel Thornberry suddenly
starts acting like a three-year old, its
up to Stu and Spike, the family dog, to
join the rest of the Thornberrys, to save
the day in this PG-rated feature-length
animated adventure.
84 minutes Rated PG
SINBAD:
LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEAS is a nicely
animated adventure that's actually closer
to the legend of "Damon and Pythias"
than the "Arabian Nights." To
save the life of his friend, Proteus, the
Prince of Syracuse, Sinbad must steal the
Book of Peace from a goddess named Eris,
who lives in the distant land of Tartarus!
Not that the plot really matters, since
the kids will love the non-stop action and
the grownups will enjoy the verbal sparring
between Sinbad and a fiery beauty named
Marina, in this okay, PG-rated tale that
can't compare to "The 7th Voyage of
Sinbad," the classic 1958, live-action
version that still holds up today, thanks
to effects expert Ray Harryhausen's groundbreaking
animation.
86 minutes Rated PG
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